JINXED!!!!

It figures. I'd post about someone else's misfortunes and the toe illness that befell them and damn if I don't go and get sick myself! I think I was jinxed by Fate herself. I acquired what I affectionately like to refer to as "The Funk." It's that mysterious, highly-contagious illness that presents every symptom known to man - somewhat of a hybrid, morphed, cold-flu-respiratory infection with a dash of migraine thrown in for good measure. Never the less, I got it. I fought it. It won. I was down for the count for four days. It was the quietest four days in recent history. I will never again make fun of others' creative call-outs.